Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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