forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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