So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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