btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
We left the knife in your bed.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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