No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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