He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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