if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I'm both gender and math confused
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