Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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