Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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