that's an acceptable place to lick
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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