"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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