they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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