Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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