I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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