shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just had sex on a roof
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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