I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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