Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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