If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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