he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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