Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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