My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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