Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I forgot wine drunk hurts
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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