Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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