I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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