You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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