dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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