They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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