Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
a search helicopter?!
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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