Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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