Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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