Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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