Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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