Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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