She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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