I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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