WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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