After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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