I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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