I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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