Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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