just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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