shes about as inviting as chlamydia
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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