There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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