I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Randomize
