we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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