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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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