If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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