Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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