Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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