that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
babies were throwing up all over the place
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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