Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
no you cant smoke seaweed
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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