4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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