You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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