He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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