I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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