Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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